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10 Best Holiday Gifts from The Secret Stash

The holidays are here, and there’s a sure way to let your loved ones know that your love for them is ticking clock, berserker: SMod-centric gifts from Jay and Silent Bob’s Secret Stash.

Make your orders by December 16th (USPS delivery) or December 20th (FedEx delivery) for guaranteed domestic Christmas delivery.

Kevin Smith survived the recording of his first official comedy album. “Silent But Deadly” is an important artifact in the history and mythos of the SModfather; the exact point that marked a pivot point in his life.

“Silent But Deadly” is available in just about every medium you might use. So why vinyl? Unlike a digital format (or even CD for that matter), a vinyl album tethers the listener to the content. Practitioners of mindfulness understand that spreading attention across multiple experiences at one time dilutes focus and engagement. Listening to the Smith’s first (and what was almost his last) official comedy album on a turntable keeps you in one place and hopefully connected to the experience.  So while you might enjoy the album on Spotify while commuting to the office, the signed double set vinyl album is the perfect item for those who would like to sit down and absorb the show. Additionally, the cover art would make a great piece framed on the wall.

Whether you are shopping for a Yogahoser, Mallrat, or SModomite, pins are the perfect badge to show off their fandom. These pins are the perfect size for stocking stuffers and the perfect price to let you keep spreading holiday cheer.

Secret Stash Staff Shirt

If you’re shopping for someone that can’t make it to the homeland of Red Bank to visit The Stash, bring The Stash to them! As worn in the AMC series Comic Book Men, this is a great gift for fans of the show and doubles as one of the easiest cosplay costumes around.

Theatrical Movie Posters – Signed by Kevin Smith

Be it a college dorm or the living room, these theatrical posters tie any room together.  These posters are signed by Kevin Smith and some include a bonus Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back mini poster.

It’s time to color on! This coloring book, meticulously drawn and designed by the brilliant Erik Pflueger, with a foreword by Ralph Garman, is the perfect companion for Babble-On listening.

Before the days of collected series graphic novels, every comic collector knew that the key to collecting was buying in twos: one to read and to collect. This was made even harder if you didn’t get issues you were wanted when they were released, and left you hunting to complete the collection and finish the story. Luckily for comics fans, we can now make once purchase for a complete story arc that is bound with the intent of multiple readings.

Shorter collections of Smith penned collections include his first Green Arrow run to his own team up with Babble-On buddy Ralph Garman on “Batman ’66 Meets Green Hornet.” And for the completest bookshelfer, the “Green Hornet Omnibus” and oversized hardcover “Absolute Green Arrow.” All of which have been signed by Kevin Smith.

Holiday Ornaments & Stickers

Help others have a very snootchie Christmas with these holiday ornaments and stickers. The ornaments are shatter proof which will keep them a mainstay in your holiday decorative arsenal. And the stickers are a perfect addition to Christmas cards, gift wrapping, and anywhere else that is lacking in snoogins cheer.

While it might be a misnomer for the SModfather now – check in on Kevin geeking out for good health –the Fatman logo is a key artifact of the SModCo history.

This limited edition Funko POP figure is available exclusively from The Secret Stash. It is the perfect piece for the Funko POP collector. The figure features Kevin Smith wearing a Hockey Jersey with the 20th Anniversary of the Secret Stash logo on his Hockey Jersey, and his iconic jorts.

When in doubt, let them choose! With both in-store and online options, you can rest assured knowing that your gift will put to good use.  

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