If Mewes don't know me by now (If Mewes don't know me) Mewes will never never never know me (No Mewes won't)(Recorded live at The Paramount Theater, Austin, TX on 7/25/2013)

Ben Morrison joins Gleib. Miley Cyrus wrecks a wrecking ball. Obama urges world to attack Syria, while Assad denies everything and Russia helps? Anthony Weiner gets asked what? Features of the new iPhone 5s. DO SMALL TESTICLES MAKE BETTER FATHERS? Jack Nicholson may be... God we hope not. RFK Jr. had a sex diary. Putin makes promise to gay athletes. GoDaddy has new ad campaign. Did bats and dolphins evolve the same? Follow Ben Morrison @BentheMorrison on twitter and @BenGleib on all twitter, vine, viddy, and instagram.

Syria and boobs. 'Nuff said!

Actress/Artist (not newscaster) Natalie Morales joins Jensen & Matty (Cracker & Snoopy) to talk about working with Oliver Stone, first graffiti names, growing up in Florida, Shlohmo, Killmama (and the Groovenics), The Heart, She Holler, Songza, Spaceships, Troll Hunter, Top of the Lake, how we're late on X-Files, Instagram & a Cam'ron shirt, and many other things you should know about.

In the Fat Cave this week, we finish our dance with the devil in the pale moonlight when we watch the second half of Tim Burton's 1989 BATMAN with Hollywood Reporter editor and Fat Cave alumnus Marc Bernardin. Pt. 2 of 2.

Recorded live at the Improv in Hollywood, CA on 09/06/2013.

Rusty has a moment… maybe two. James is happy its football season. There are some light news stories but then there is Actual NEWS too.

In which The Last Original Screenplay is discussed. With Special Guest Mario Joyner.