Today Kelly reads her newest essay, "Note to Self," talks the nation down from thinking that this weekend is the end of summer, and then takes a few calls from you, the trusty listeners of WFAD. Music by Chris Trapper, John Elliott, and Billy Stewart.

Mike and Ming are back on live with a special Comic Book Men announcement. Mike fights Ultron.

Mike and Ming fantasize about cartoon voices. With special musical guest Samantha Aurelio

In which the NetHeads recount rodent feces, The World's End, and take a phone call from the world's worst Aaron Paul impersonator.

Ben Morrison returns to discuss Miley Cyrus at the VMAs, if the U.S. should attack Syria for using chemical weapons, if women should be charged more for healthcare, WHO is the highest earning celebrity? Nixon apparently was racist and anti-semetic, Government leaker Bradley Manning is now a girl. Ben Affleck is now Batman. Why you ALWAYS have to listen to James Woods. and MUCH MORE. Follow @BentheMorrison on Twitter.

Those times I waited for Mewes seem so long ago, I wanted Mewes far too much to ever let Mewes go.(Recorded live at The Plaza Live, Orlando, FL on 7/5/2013)

Matt and Scott Make it rain. And tell people to calm down about Batman.

Steve and Emelie hijack today's show (with DJ James' help)! Mayhem ensues.