In which our heroes pitch Canada on a new national slogan, suck off "Grindhouse", predict a world gone mad in which the deaf prey on the blind, figure out that "Planet of the Apes" was more than an hour long, delve further into Scott's home(s) and garden, revisit the skittish Wolfie, tell a tale of cross-breed passion betwixt a giant Yellow Lab and a miniature Dachshund, define the human cassolette, reveal dental hygiene as foreplay in the Smith household, pinpoint the time of day they're more likely to couple, brainstorm an exercise regiment that's predicated on murder, and find themselves troubled by the notion of fun.

In which our heroes puzzle over the merits of Rich Little and Danny Gans, review a foreign ruler's take on cinema, go on about Kev's "Reaper" stint for awhile, discuss working for The Man, assess whether or not they've become whores, touch on what it's like for Mos to be the Green Goblin's kid's henchman, talk about editing-for-hire on "Who's Your Caddy?", and wrap up about twenty minutes later than they should've.

In which our heroes marvel over the success of "Wild Hogs", discuss theater-jumping with parental consent, lament a child's lack of keys, talk about Scott's sister yet again, fear sleeping on a foreigner's couch, puzzle over the chicken-hawk compulsion to be featured on "Dateline", show no interest in sex with teenagers, and have fun but don't run.

In which our heroes lament the death of a cinema legend, discuss the dead and other threats to the environment, analyze where billionaire authors' biggest nut comes from, catch up with Potise while constantly incorrectly referring to Arnold's as Al's, reminisce about scholastic achievements, search for insight into an ex-girlfriend's mother's motivation in penning a very damning note, and get steamy with tales of teenage heavy petting.

In which our heroes talk poker and casino etiquette, analyze Mos's frugality and greener instrincts as well as his corn-oil burnin' car, chat about their missed moment of Oscar glory, muse about the danger of mouth-breathers at a comic book convention, come clean with tales of unsolicited homoerotic escapades from their youth, and refuse to shower in gym.

In which our heroes talk results, regrets, and rejoicements in relation to the Academy Awards, name-drop Scorsese like it'll get 'em laid, struggle to remember Illeana Douglas's name, reminisce about celebrity sightings and marvel over the need of the famous to eat, crack on "Krull", ruminate on the men they'd concede to being rump-wrangled by, reveal the secret origin of Mos's middle initial, talk mysticism, Indian fakirs and Jesus's junk, bitch about why "In Search Of..." would never work in the age of the internet, discuss Mos's directorial aspirations, and unmask Kev's deepest shame (of the week).

In which our heroes plot to bilk the innocent out of a buck a pop, reminisce about an over-crowded condo, spend far too much time dreaming up the ultimate guest list, finally reveal the horrifying tale (tail?) of the Dog Fight, relive their own bloodiest battles, make with talk of a first handy, and recall a homoerotic adventure that finds two teens partially disrobing, strictly for the sake of boyhood shenanigans.

In which our heroes ponder about C U Next Tuesdays, discuss the death of a human train wreck, compare amateur porn to Elmo, create a platform for Walt Flanagan's mayoral candidacy, contemplate dalliances with the famous, do bad Salma Hayek impressions, and discern exactly how spineless the fat one is as they relate tales of criminal victimization in major metropolitan areas.

In which our heroes primarily puzzle over when "Oriental" became a derogatory term, as well as touch on the following subjects: the very tall, "Pump Up the Volume", parental groping, the detritus that gets washed off a newborn, the notion of a Birth-Day celebration, mobile units, bear bars, and Wolfie.